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Illegal Alterations

Postby SA295 on Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:31 pm

Just had another "GM moment" that I thought I'd share. It cracks me up because it makes me reflect on the insane lengths I've had to go to to make some of my altered items get through in the past...



You see GameMaster Alvy Baroque, an Elven goddess.
Sultry amethyst eyes framed by long lashes sparkle with mischief as they take in their surroundings. Sensuous lips, tinted the hues of a juicy berry, upstages skin the color of fine ivory. Delicately pointed ears add to her regal features, poking through a mane of sun-streaked hair the color of spun gold, which cascades down her back in a tumble of wild curls, falling to rest on the curve of her provocative hips. She has a shapely figure, her long legs accented by a bleeding heart tattoo on her thigh.
Alvy has transcended time and still looks fabulous.
She is in good shape.

She is wearing a crash helmet surrounded by a crown of thorns, an ancient Elven ear cuff draped with delicate chains of dangling red diamonds that resemble drops of fresh blood, a battered silver badge engraved with the word *SOON* surrounded in flames, a perky button that reads, "Hi! I'm Alvy!", a thorn-studded platinum navel ring strung with a winter-white diamond pentagram, an ornate platinum brooch set with an orichalcum icosahedron, a battered leather pack of supple tanned skins harvested from problem children, a blackened hide bandeau knotted at the chest and roughly-cut shoulder straps, a heavy gold armband inlaid in ancient elven runes of doom which flash with pink and purple neon lights, a wide platinum wristcuff gaudily jeweled as if covered in a vomit of England's Crown jewels, a triple-strand gold belly chain that fluidly drapes the hips securely clasped by the shrunken head of Prince Charming , a mammoth-hide waterskin decorated with an array of polished claws, a blood-stained training bullwhip studded in steel barbs with Teiro's beating heart lashed to the handle, a short-skirted loincloth sewn from bits of leather and knotted sinew, a flashy stormsilk garter edged in evil-looking doomsilk and some black leather thigh boots swirled with tiny diamonds on the stiletto heels.
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I mean... yes its a GM. But should a GM be allowed to be covered in head to toe with OOC references and packs made of children?
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Re: Illegal Alterations

Postby SA295 on Thu Mar 20, 2014 7:22 pm

Its been brought to my attention that GM's by nature are OOC, and I can't really dispute that sooo, never mind. I'd delete it if I could. Oh wells.

Heres a nice rack:

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Re: Illegal Alterations

Postby Jason on Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:44 pm

Yeah GMs have always been OOC.

I've seen all manner of random themes. Ninjas, SWAT, Robots etc. When they get bored I hear they like to kill each other with sporks. It's just all random silliness.
A swirling vortex of shadows draws itself from the ground and coalesces into a black Moongate, which yawns open like a hungry maw.

Aaoskar jumps back from a black Moongate!
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Peon Aaoskar's group went through a black Moongate

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Re: Illegal Alterations

Postby Joshers on Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:29 pm

The fact that someone actually got annoyed that GMs can break their fucking immersion with their OOC items reaffirmed my desire to not resub to DR. Thank you, OP.
<henri> yo serakk
<henri> im going to be in florida for like a month
<henri> we should bang
<henri> hang
<henri> hang out
<henri> we should hang out
<&serakk> afk
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Re: Illegal Alterations

Postby Darlatan on Fri Mar 21, 2014 10:41 pm

The only one I see over the top (for GMs) is the one referencing England's Crown Jewels.
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Re: Illegal Alterations

Postby Joshers on Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:34 am

Darlatan wrote:The only one I see over the top (for GMs) is the one referencing England's Crown Jewels.


The only real issue there is the grammar.
<henri> yo serakk
<henri> im going to be in florida for like a month
<henri> we should bang
<henri> hang
<henri> hang out
<henri> we should hang out
<&serakk> afk
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Re: Illegal Alterations

Postby ItsRagranBitches on Mon Mar 24, 2014 9:31 am

whatshisname who used to gm back in yesteryear wore blue jeans, a yankees cap, and a first baseman's mitt - there is no OOC "over the top" for GMs.

and i love women who wear the skin of children and vomit jewels all over themselves. gets me rock fucking hard.
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Re: Illegal Alterations

Postby dongfu on Mon Apr 14, 2014 3:05 pm

ItsRagranBitches wrote:whatshisname who used to gm back in yesteryear wore blue jeans, a yankees cap, and a first baseman's mitt - there is no OOC "over the top" for GMs.

and i love women who wear the skin of children and vomit jewels all over themselves. gets me rock fucking hard.


You get hard when your dad flashes his butthole in the YMCA locker room
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Re: Illegal Alterations

Postby ItsRagranBitches on Mon Apr 14, 2014 3:53 pm

dongfu wrote:
ItsRagranBitches wrote:whatshisname who used to gm back in yesteryear wore blue jeans, a yankees cap, and a first baseman's mitt - there is no OOC "over the top" for GMs.

and i love women who wear the skin of children and vomit jewels all over themselves. gets me rock fucking hard.


You get hard when your dad flashes his butthole in the YMCA locker room

YMH[ebrew]A

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Re: Illegal Alterations

Postby dongfu on Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:56 am

ItsRagranBitches wrote:
dongfu wrote:
ItsRagranBitches wrote:whatshisname who used to gm back in yesteryear wore blue jeans, a yankees cap, and a first baseman's mitt - there is no OOC "over the top" for GMs.

and i love women who wear the skin of children and vomit jewels all over themselves. gets me rock fucking hard.


You get hard when your dad flashes his butthole in the YMCA locker room

YMH[ebrew]A

fuckhole


Your mouth
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Re: Illegal Alterations

Postby SA295 on Tue Apr 22, 2014 3:27 pm

Joshers wrote:The fact that someone actually got annoyed that GMs can break their fucking immersion with their OOC items reaffirmed my desire to not resub to DR. Thank you, OP.


And your toxic personality and abrasive comment when I already rescinded the error has reaffirmed my desire for you not to resub to DR. Thank you, dick.
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Re: Illegal Alterations

Postby ItsRagranBitches on Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:00 am

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Re: Illegal Alterations

Postby dongfu on Thu Apr 24, 2014 1:34 pm

Heard Collain was sueing SIMU cause Quarrel touched his pee spot late night in theren.

Any news on this ??
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Re: Illegal Alterations

Postby p0th0n on Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:59 pm

dongfu wrote:Heard Collain was sueing SIMU cause Quarrel touched his pee spot late night in theren.

Any news on this ??


last update was that u were there logging/videoing/jerking
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Re: Illegal Alterations

Postby dongfu on Fri Apr 25, 2014 4:51 pm

p0th0n wrote:
dongfu wrote:Heard Collain was sueing SIMU cause Quarrel touched his pee spot late night in theren.

Any news on this ??


last update was that u were there logging/videoing/jerking


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